My bad...

So I wake up and i'm in my general funk. Had been botching to my girlfriend about how this work center was making me feel like a slave begging for work. So the day had already been awesome.

I took a break from hating everything to grab some food and my cousin called me. In the middle of his conversation my grandma rolls up on me in the sweet akward way That is her trademark and says the following " oh so everyone forgot my birthday??". There is NO good way yo roll off of that one. No good dismount. If I was in the olympics trying to do a triple sow cow of the highbeam and that statement was my dismount I would break my neck. The only thing that could be said was " no Muma, I didn't forget I just didn't know today was the day. " bullshit excuse and she knows it.

She ends up going out with my mom and I ruuuuuuuun my ass over to the store yo get her some flowers and a card. That's right. I am the smoothest man you lnow