I'm on my Disney shit, goofy flow..

In life I am Captain Hook and my problems are Roofio.

It's been a few days since the last post but I have a few stories to share. It was one hell of a weekend.

So on Friday it was mabel's birthday. She is a good friend to Queen and she's also the momma hen of the group. The master cockblocker to men everywhere. So it comes as a surprise that she has taken a shine to me. Anyways on to the day. So Friday rolls along and we travel downtown to a BBQ for her. I'm dreading this. Like honestly I wanted to break an ankle rather than go but it was important and more importantly, important to the one I love and what's funny is that I actually enjoyed myself.

I mean at first it was super akward. I mean black people everywhere. I don't blend in well with the Negroes. But then this black scary looking dude set up a dominoes game and I joined in and me and Queen cleaned up. I won the first set and she held her own and by then alchohal was coursing through my veins and the unease was gone. I even danced with mabel. Momma hen. Speaking of dancing. IRENE surprised me by going off and dancing with this dominoes cat. All in all a good night. More about the weekend soon enough.

The coolest

So I'm sitting on a washing machine thinking about school and how much I wanna go. My laundry is washing and I am gonna be clean finally.

This is the epitome of my day. The rest of the day will be spent watching tv and playing aion while my girlfriend goes to work. Exciting

Not sure how long I can survive this. I need to get some work soon or else I'm gonna go crazy. Such is the life of an uninspired artist

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so the weekend has come and gone and a few things have happened in between.

I went to Byran and Bernice’s for the weekend with Queen. Everything started off fine yesterday- I showed up and helped them get a new couch and tv stand. I even ended up accidentally stealing them for about 10 mins or so by leaving with the goods from walmart before they were done paying.

Somewhere along the line, I lost a ring of mine, which is extremly important to me, but nevertheless things were good until Queen came, She got off work and came with cookies n shit. Anyways when she came, it seemed like shit just went downhill, Bernice went to her room and just didnt really come out. Apperently she was sleeping but whatever thats kinda rude. So we were supposed to go to a batchelor party but she was sleeping and byran didnt wanna go by himself and then that causes his boat to rock when he gets home. So we chilled and he got us some goodass pizza which im craving for at the moment.

I thought things would be better when we woke and saw Bernice up cooking breakfast/lunch like she normally doesn, this time it was fried chicken, rice and curried chicken. It wasnt bad but then she went back to her room for like 4-5 hours. I took a nap and Queen went to sleep too while Byran played FF13, when we woke, bernice was in the shower and apperently wanted to go grociery shopping. Me and Queen thanked Byran for the good time and we bounced before the akwardness could continue.

play em off sleepy cat:

 

My bad...

So I wake up and i'm in my general funk. Had been botching to my girlfriend about how this work center was making me feel like a slave begging for work. So the day had already been awesome.

I took a break from hating everything to grab some food and my cousin called me. In the middle of his conversation my grandma rolls up on me in the sweet akward way That is her trademark and says the following " oh so everyone forgot my birthday??". There is NO good way yo roll off of that one. No good dismount. If I was in the olympics trying to do a triple sow cow of the highbeam and that statement was my dismount I would break my neck. The only thing that could be said was " no Muma, I didn't forget I just didn't know today was the day. " bullshit excuse and she knows it.

She ends up going out with my mom and I ruuuuuuuun my ass over to the store yo get her some flowers and a card. That's right. I am the smoothest man you lnow

Crank dat soulja boi

So today I have returned. And have very little to say. I am happy with my life even though I have been doing very little with it. I recently celebrated my one year anniversary with the very lovely Queen. It it everything that I couldn't even imagine and I will be touched forever because of it.

On a day to day basis. I'm still looking for work and I was hacked in an online game I play which was upsetting.

More surprisingly is my sisters actions. She has been trying to start somethjng between my brother and I because I have the bottom bunk and I have a computer desk. It's apperently not fair and she is advocating for the right of pretentious silent bastards everywhere. What kills me is he agrees. He just makes little snide comments randomly then backs down. Oh well it feels good to have a bed everyone wants