Well HI-DE-HO

I know its been a while, you have all been missed. To be perfectly honest I just forgot my password and whated to give kimmy the satisfaction of knowing she had a few more posts that me. YOU GO GIRL.

on a more serious note. it has been noted that china has the worst smog pollution in the world. In a recent interview, the chinese government was quoted as saying " hooray, shows those Americans." and  " who cares, if we destroy a stream, we will build a stream! and if pollution destroys a mountain. we will build a new mountain" I for one think that this attitude is amazing and should be shared by all. that's all for me, lets join Tim with the weather.

 

Cameron has been drawing up a storm and working alot, he's in DIRE need to shop like a mad black woman but he must resist for if he doesn't the world is doomed. Getting passport done today. that should be a joy of all joys. Fantastic

mission success try not to cry dude wtf

Can you hear me now...

WELL im back and im connected. I had the urge to splurge and that sounds really bad but moving on. i bought myself a snazzy phone. I settled on the beyonce phone otherwise known as the upstage. I only got it because its made for music and we all know how much i love music. there's also the added incentive to watch porn on it...if i did such smut.  So far its a pretty cool piece of technology . 2 screens make me feel important

I have just seen God

or as close to him as i have seen. Went to a buddies band and damn they were hella good. I mean sure there were times when other bands suckked ass. like literally went up to a random stranger, made him drop trou, and put their lips on old stink eye. but damn there was so much rock in the room that i thought my hair would start to grow longer and i would summon a guitar out of thin air.

something odd here

well im just sitting here playing my plastic  guitar when my real one is sitting to my right behind a box of frosted flakes i keep in my room for when the depression hits and we run out of food sitting here thinking that its kinda sad that in a game i can be a rock god but in real life i can barely play Mary had a little lamb.  sigh no illusions of grandeur for me

I think i need a new name like ray Charles

well i went to the eye doctor yesterday and was told a few things that i didnt know and a few things i did. well for one  im essentially blind in my left eye. The lady had to pretty much put a magnifying glass in front of my eye to let me see. On top of that my glass eye also has astigmatism and MIGHT have glaucoma, which is totally awesome. As usual my right eye is fine so i think ill survive if they need to cut it out.

 

hooray for blindness. Im totally gonna get some glasses like Cyclops.

The world dont beat, to the beat of just one drum

My life seems like a sketch of old sitcoms and chunks of dave chapple all intertwinned. When its summer i weare a leather jacket and when its winter I wear t-shits. I am a walking oddity but thats the way i like it.

My room is like the odd couple, im neat while my brother is a slob, and my sister is always getting into trouble every episode looking for me to bail her out. Whatchu talking abput willis.

The family is that of family matters with a whole lot of fresh prince tossed in and a dash of ghost busters. we have the wholesome values, the outrageous antics. the crazy dance moves and a little bit of supernatureal crime fighting in between.

im not feeling well at the moment I have a fever and a migrane, how does one get that on a nice day like today, i dont even know, but after waking up after sleeping 8 hours and STILL having the headache i slept to avoid, my brother calmly told me i have a tumor, see the love? ID'S NOT A TUMA