baby it’s fact

 

So its the first day of school and I am creeping around like a ninja trying not to see anyone I know/ knew from the old days. That went well for about 12 seconds when I bumped into Ashley, the blackest coolest black in the campus. She proceeded to ask, what the fuck I was doing back here. which was fun but she took it cool.

Then I went to the first and only class of the day. English. I was greeted by Aida B. She sounded like she was not a native speaking person and on top of that she had a surgery on her throat which disabled her from speaking much…so that was fun. From the 3 hours I was in her class, I learned pretty much nothing from her but its all good, I found someone ( rebecca something ) who seems like will be a cool person to hang out with. So all in all a good day, plus no homework and no class tomorrow.

CAM STEWART VS THE WORLD

An epic of much less epic epicness

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So after watching Scott Pilgrim last night with my amazing girlfriend, I started thinking about similarities in the things that I had to do in order to seal my place in her life, and just for a laugh I thought I would tell you about the seven evil exes that I had to defeat. I believe they all met up together and decided to try to come back into her life at once because up until this point they had stayed away.

First off there was evil ex number 1 AKA Indecisive Man Aka Indecisive man who never knew what he wanted AKA Pirate AKA Mathew Patel.Although he had everything together for him at the time. He was young and wanted to take a break from her in the summer to have some no strings attached  fun, and then would come back in September. Things didn't turn out the way he had planned because Queen left him and he has always been trying to get her back ever since.  He repeated would show up unexpectedly and tried to cozy up to Queen without ever really expressing his feelings until the end.He was defeated at the hands of me when he couldn't penetrate the shield that had been cast over her. I believe he cried. I received no money for defeating him.

Evil ex number 2 AKA Money AKA Movie Star AKA Lucas Lee.This man actually had a leg up on me. He was tough to defeat. He had a wicked car, all the money in the world and wanted to buy Queen a house( and was actually serious about it, unlike a lot people who say things like that but just say it to sound cool) He just lacked one substantial thing. The power to care. I defeated him on October 30th 2009 when Queen was sick, so sick that she couldn't even walk. I bailed on work when I was practically two mins away and sat at her side consoling her and trying to convince her to get into an ambulance ( because of my lack of ride) to which she declined. So after a lot of persuading, we ended up calling Money for a ride who was none too happy to see me get into the car with them. He of course did jerkbag things like make me sit in the backseat while holding Queen in the front and MASHING my kneecaps with his seat. But none of that mattered because at the end of the day, he had to go back to his work and I was the one who sat there overnight while the doctor said she was close to dying. The doctor said it was the power of love that saved her, and as he was wearing studded rocker boots and a kick ass band t-shirt with his stethoscope, im inclined to believe him.( he actually was wearing that and he was a douche) Money never fully recovered after that one.  He died of a broken heart two months later.

Evil ex number 3 AKA Italia AKA The Vegan AKA Todd Ingram.  He actually stood a chance at winning. He  had it all, he gave Queen a promise ring that belonged to his mom that his dad had given her, ( POWER UP!) but he had trouble keeping to his vegan lifestyle. Two weeks after Queen went to the Philippines to visit her grandmother, He began to share his  meat along with other things with Queen's best friend at the time AKA Ho bag AKA Seran Wrap and he got her both a promise ring and an engagement ring to make her happy. With his vegan powers being diluted because of who he was eating, he went insane. He Chris browned his fiance and then performed Seppuku in his mothers house. I believe this all happened because he saw a vision of my awesomeness coming to kick his ass and couldn't take all the stress. He lost his powers and died shortly after.

Evil ex number 4AKA "Erd" AKA Roxie AKA Half ninja. He was this foot ball all star who Queen dated for only six months after she broke up with Indecisive man, but he was always around the corner. I never actually saw him due to his half ninja ways, But he always seemed to see me and her, her and me together when we were on dates.  He was good in the way of the ninja, although oddly enough he was not a full ninja, only half. The other half was a pilot, albeit a failed pilot. Queen fought most of this battle and I sat back and watched the glorious battle. It wasn't until I was called a pussy and my manhood was called into question that I got into it with him, and man was he fast. He always knew where I was but I couldn't see him at all. We got into a battle of wits and I got him with the simplest question, why do you want Queen Cruz? His response was disheartening, he wanted the Asian pengpeng. I grew ten feet in that moment and crushed him. The result was not fun for the cleaning lady the following Monday, you know.. because its Saturday and she doesn't work on weekends.

This brings us to evil exes number 5 and 6: The Colombian and St. Clair AKA The Wonder Twins AKA Ken and Kyle Katayanagi. They are masters of the mind game and guilt. Both using excuses that they are dying or committing suicide to end relationships with Queen or in some cases to prolong the relationship. They vowed to work together closely once the pair realized that Queen couldn't decide which one she wanted to be with, kinda like cheating,but not really. It wasn't cool, but it was a dark time in her past. A bottle of Viagra was thrown at one to which he overdosed while the other fled to France and was never seen again. I unlocked an achievement for beating them both simultaneously.

Which brings us to the ultimate boss battle. Evil ex number 7 AKA Food AKA Marley Marl AKA

GIDEON GORDON GRAVES

Here is the most feared of all the evil exes. He had a way of getting into Queens head and making her believe that everything he did was right even if she didn't like it.He had the power to juggle three women at once including Queen who knew about it ( well one other girl ) and was still powerless to leave the odd foursome.How does one even find the free time to see three women on a daily basis? He had her so wrapped around his finger that her daily routine went something like this: wake up, take a shower, he takes her for lunch, then she would take a nap before she went to work, then he would drop her off to work ( which is the same time his other other woman got off work) get picked up at 11 30pm, get food ,head to his work until 9am ( which she would sleep on the couch or in the car and then get breakfast then go home nap for a few hours and then repeat. He was the most persistent, every time I got close to her, he would  get into her head and confuse her. He had the power over subspace and time, and has the side effect of emotional warfare. He could trap her in her own mind full of good memories and erase all the bad. He was able to steal my power of love and use it against me, but I conquered him using the new found power of self-confidence. It burned with the power of a million suns and was able to free Queen from the crippling self doubt that he had ingrained into her. I received emotional tranquility and a meatball sub from Quiznos for defeating him.

We are Sex Bob-omb! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR.. This little synopsis took me two hours to write.

IGNORANCE

Your not a judge but your gonna judge me, well sentance me to another life.

 

you treat me like another stranger. But whatelse is new? Im home and I have money. That is something that was unexpected and I am generally happy. I was working at a job that I hated but i forced my way through it and I survived. I felt so good when I was let go at the end of two months with cash in my pocket and the sun on my back. I had even started working out.

I am doing the Intensity workout and its honestly true to its name. I finish it every day and I am sweating buckets. But i am starting to feel good abotu myself. My dad saw the change and i know hes just saying things to make me feel good but i like it.

My gf is still incredible, its been almost a year and a half and all i keep thinking about is a time when the both of us can fall asleep on the couch. All i wanted was her and for once life seems to have listened.

the only thing thats bringing me down is my mom,. surprise surprise. I am home doing absolutely fuck all but i have worked hard for that priviledge.

Smallvilles Finest

 

ok so i have been working at this place for a few days and i hate it, so I'm gonna tell you in chunks.

 

Pretty much I work as a crack whore, scoping up ounces of crack and pouring it into baggies. But instead of crack, i scoop up cement and that by itself wouldn't be bad but its the environment that's killing me. Pretty much its me, the boss and some other overly friendly guy. That's it, Not to mention that the boss man, is super dickbaggish.

So the work is killing my arms but i can handle that. But its the super power of mine that makes the job annoying. I am invisible at the workplace, the boss doesn't talk to me unless I fuck up, not to mention everyone else laughs it up like they are talking to their deepest pals but when i walk in the room it gets silent. Its ok but when  your working by yourself for 8 hours it gets a little old

lastly, i have been getting this rash ever since i started working and its just getting bigger and bigger. its not cool anyways that's all it is for now.

I always feel like Someone is watching me

So last Sunday. I went to the movies with my lady friend and we ended up watching three movies. Of course we only paid for one. Movie people were upset. Here is a brief review of what we watched

Kick-ass: fucking awesome. Of course it had it's moments that were less than thrilling. But it was more than just a comic copy. Hell. Something about an 11 year old girl calling someone a Cunt before Killing the bitch is so pleasing to the eye. Super charged and easily the start to a good movie year.

The girl with the dragon tattoo: honestly this was a toss up. I had heard about the book but wasn't sure what it was about. So when we walked in and saw a swedish movie with subtitles, I wasn't expecting much. I was shocked when what I found was a thrilling mystery movie filled with death, sex and religious undertones. I didn't expect anything from this movie and what I got in return was a happy ending.

The back-up plan: I really can barely remember when J-Lo actually was musician but rather an actor. This movie hit home for me, not for the premise which was predictable and used but rather the acting. The two actors had wonderful chemistry and I found myself laughing not at the plot but what things were being said and how they were delivered. I would frequently turn to my partners side and catch her with a sheepish grin on her face because although it's crazy and outlandish, that us exactly how she would react in that situation. All in all a good chick flick that left you dangerously In baby talk land, so guys be prepared for that convo.

Till next time

I'm on my Disney shit, goofy flow..

In life I am Captain Hook and my problems are Roofio.

It's been a few days since the last post but I have a few stories to share. It was one hell of a weekend.

So on Friday it was mabel's birthday. She is a good friend to Queen and she's also the momma hen of the group. The master cockblocker to men everywhere. So it comes as a surprise that she has taken a shine to me. Anyways on to the day. So Friday rolls along and we travel downtown to a BBQ for her. I'm dreading this. Like honestly I wanted to break an ankle rather than go but it was important and more importantly, important to the one I love and what's funny is that I actually enjoyed myself.

I mean at first it was super akward. I mean black people everywhere. I don't blend in well with the Negroes. But then this black scary looking dude set up a dominoes game and I joined in and me and Queen cleaned up. I won the first set and she held her own and by then alchohal was coursing through my veins and the unease was gone. I even danced with mabel. Momma hen. Speaking of dancing. IRENE surprised me by going off and dancing with this dominoes cat. All in all a good night. More about the weekend soon enough.

The coolest

So I'm sitting on a washing machine thinking about school and how much I wanna go. My laundry is washing and I am gonna be clean finally.

This is the epitome of my day. The rest of the day will be spent watching tv and playing aion while my girlfriend goes to work. Exciting

Not sure how long I can survive this. I need to get some work soon or else I'm gonna go crazy. Such is the life of an uninspired artist